You can drop litter in New Mexico

Here are our favorite signs-- we'll keep adding as we go

New Mexico:

• Do not throw litter (can you drop it instead??)
• Gusty winds may exist (there MUST be a simpler way to say this)
• Don't drive on median (okay)
• Keep off shoulder (why not just say "Drive on Road"?)
• 30 Modern Stations (advertising all the fantastic things in any given city)

Texas:

• Worlds Largest Painter of Commercial Airplanes (anyone consider spell-checking a large billboard in the middle of a major city?)